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I wonder if British people, sit around and do American accents

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  • Other Person: No Offense, but *says something really offensive*
  • Me: Well, its a good thing you said no offense, otherwise that might have been really offensive, but you know, since you added the "no offense" i totally dont hate you right now
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I don’t watch this show, but this gif set always makes me laugh XD

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  • me: *stays home*
  • parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
  • me: *goes out*
  • parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • me: *eats*
  • parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • me: *doesn't eat something*
  • parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • me: *exhales*
  • parents: don't give me that attitude
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Freedom Bucket

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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket” So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

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